\ By Donna Lypchuk for TorontoMoon.ca \ It doesn’t matter if you are a guitar teacher with two students living in small town Ontario, a lead guitar player in a local bar band in a big city like Toronto or if you just won a Juno last week for playing forty years of Heavy Metal…
The Scratchy Needle
THE SCRATCHY NEEDLE 006: Thank You For Mentioning Canada in Canadian Songs
\ By Donna Lypchuk for TorontoMoon.ca \ In celebration of Canada’s 150th Anniversary, I have put together a list of songs that mention Canada in their lyrics and that are written and sung by Canadians. It is fascinating to note that many classic songs that mention the actual word “Canada” were in fact penned by…
THE SCRATCHY NEEDLE 005: Music to Murder By
\ By Donna Lypchuk for TorontoMoon.ca \ I have murder on mind lately, not because I particularly feel like killing anyone, but because I ran across a YouTube video of an Alfred Hitchcock album I used to love as a ten-year old called Alfred Hitchcock Presents Music to Be Murdered By. This wonderful 1958 novelty…
The Scratchy Needle 004: Living The Handmaid’s Tale Dream
THE SCRATCHY NEEDLE 003: The everlasting aroma of the Perfumatic at The Horseshoe Tavern
\ By Donna Lypchuk for TorontoMoon.ca \ For me, the penultimate artifact at the Horseshoe Tavern was the Perfumatic machine that was a permanent fixture in the cavernous Women’s washroom located in the basement —second only to the condom machine in the Men’s room, which I have never seen. The Perfumatic was a suitcase sized…
THE SCRATCHY NEEDLE 002: No Sex, Prescription Drugs and the Hard Rock’s death rattle
THE SCRATCHY NEEDLE 001: Mary Had A Little Copyright Problem
By Donna Lypchuk for TorontoMoon.ca Mary had a little lamb —but not for dinner in Greektown with a bit of cumin, tzatziki and a nice Pinot Noir. Instead, she brought one to school in the 1830s, where it made the children laugh and play in Worcester County, Massachusetts, USA, which to this day still only…